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fuck on a stick please tag needles 



Track: Dangerous Fun
Artist: Studio Killers
I can only imagine the places where it had been
And what it had done
In unknown whereabouts and abandoned warehouses
Dangerous fun
But I hold the thought it's somewhere licking its paws
Waiting for my call
Wandering at ease, the backstreets and alleys
It's all my fault
Then you let love in, I thought it was gone for good

iguanamouth:

i send you a text labeled nudes and when you open it its a photo of hundreds, maybe thousands, of tiny green lizards on a bed. you assume i was making a joke but miles away the swarm of lizards reassumes their positions in my human suit and walk it out the door. i am coming

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

Basics

Name: martha/chortles
Age: 15
Gender: girl

Favorites

Food: calamari 
Drink: mojito
Book: matilda bone/the warriors series in general
Favorite author: uh
Song: faith by george michael ayy
Movie: goldmember
TV Show: coronation street
Place: camping
School Subject: music
Sport: badminton 
Male Actor: mike myers 
Female actor: amanda seyfried

Life

Significant Other: nop
Siblings: 2 younger brothers
Dream Job: taxidermist 
Fears: heights, falling, infections
Political Ideology: nah
Religion: nah

Tattoos: noop
Piercings: 2 on each ear
Languages: english, french, kinda spanish

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Reason Behind URL: subjugs
Reason Behind Icon: baby
Why You Joined: to piss a friend off actually

Hoarded URLs: trollsack, palestitute

vanillabun:

crushes man

rayomz:

my home cooking



Track: Howl
Artist: Florence and The Machine
Album: Lungs [2009]