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meidochama:

メイドチャマ

dont-mind-me-but-i:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

"You wanna cry? I’ll give you something to cry about child."

kanyetrolls:

SPRITE COMMISSIONS ARE >HERE<

OKAY SO because of how i draw i’m gonna do my commissions in a slightly unorthodox way.

build ur own draw

just pick stuff from one or more categories and there u go

Lines (Base price for waist-up; add $5 for Fullbody):

-Sketch ($5)

-Lineart ($10)

Colours:

-Marker colours ($5)

-Basic colours ($10)

-Flat colours ($5)

-Full colours ($15)

Extra Characters:

-Non-sexual touching ($10)

-Not touching ($5)

-Porn ($15)

Chibis are a flat $15

(check my art tag for more examples)

ok i have a paypal now so thundercats are go so just hit me up on skype (username scytherei) or i guess via fanmail and we can talk shit out.

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Flight Rising Treasure Giveaway

emptytrolls:

seminai:

It’s that time again :D

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Three treasure prizes for three winners. Simply reblog with your Username and ID number to enter. I’ll draw the winners on the 29th July :3

~Seminai #17806

empTEA #65089

Shortles #46066



Track: Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz cover)
Artist: Celia Pavey

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.



Track: Get Your Freak On
Artist: Missy Elliot

scarymarymusic:

Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak On

kurosaki224:

erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

That is the best story I have ever heard.

cokosfunhouse:

trolls w/ living ancestors be like

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littlealternians:

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…ye..but…

..yxu…really…need…tx…learn…the…lingx…arxund…here..

wh@tch@ me@n by th@t? 

…did i mi$$ $omething 

$ecret l@ngu@ge?